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Florida
Leave the first comment ▶ Webslingin’ In Walmart
Leave the first comment ▶ Fall Back
The majority of the country is buried in snow and yet I still think they would prefer that over this type of Autumn. Way to go all out with the sweet bandana though.
Ohio
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Hound Dog
Before he died, did Elvis get a poodle pregnant? I don’t know, but I’m not here to judge….okay I am, but still.
Unknown
If You’re Buyin’, He’s Sellin’
I can’t tell if he is trying to sell me a hooker or wienerschnitzels!
Oklahoma
Denim Downer
She must be a member of the Canadian division of the trenchcoat mafia.
Michigan
Weighing Her Options
I’m sure Jillian Michaels will have no problems finding the “Biggest Loser” there.
California
