I guess you could say everyone is “buzzing” about your entire get-up from head to toe. Well, maybe not all the way at the top of your head, but they’re definitely buzzing!

California

I like to call that some ‘Bootylicious Bubblegum’ because it looks like it will chew you up and spit you out.

South Carolina

Does it make it worse that 2 people actually thought wearing that was a good idea? “Hey Brenda, check out my pink crocs, matching jammy pants, and depressed donkey hoodie! Pretty cool right?” – ‘Pretty cool? More like the coolest thing ever! I’ll wear the exact same thing so people know how cool it is!’….Maybe next time you’ll have the guts to respond with “Hey Debra, I know we are twins but you look like a f*cking idiot so I’m just gonna go ahead and wear something else.”

Pennsylvania

Whoa! Hey, hold on, hold on. Let’s stop and think about this for a minute……..let’s not.

Massachusetts

We would like to apologize for apparently starting this new trend of hookers picking up their tricks at Wal-Mart. It was not our intention to give pimps new ideas to expand their market…..unless your wife is in the other room, then your welcome!

Texas

So icy? Really? I didn’t know gluing pieces of your baby mama’s prom dress makes you icy.

South Carolina

Now that is how you accentuate some sideburns!

Kentucky

You gave peace a chance….it obviously failed. Now try something else. NOW!

Oklahoma

That’s some serious hair going on there buddy. I’m not going to say anything else because it already looks like you want to suck the blood out of my neck.

Arizona

Thirty minutes huh? I’m guessing that estimate doesn’t account for the curlers that are still in your hair.

Arkansas