For my own sanity, I have to assume that she is shoplifting pork roasts in her shirt. Simply because there is no possible way those are what you think they are. They can’t be, I refuse to believe it. Don’t try to reason with me.
Arkansas
Wizard Of Walmart
I guarantee that nobody in the country HAS ever, CAN ever, or WILL ever rock out as hard as these two in Walmart. End of story.
Arkansas
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Buds With Your Buds
Good call on the Bud Light, your skull friend looks a little thirsty. I would recommend something non-alcoholic because it was probably too many Bud Lights that resulted in the skull tat in the first place.
Louisiana
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Cindy Lou Who
I’m not sure if hiring a stylist from Whoville is the best career move, but who really knows?
Florida
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Stripes Or Solids?
I guess today was Take-Your-Inmate-Shopping Day.
Tennessee
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Get In My Belly!
You have to let the belly air out every now and then. They are called sweatpants for a reason.
Tennessee
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Opposites Attract
If a flannel can fall in love with a polka dot then there is hope for us all.
Colorado
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