While for some reason we here at PoWM were not invited to the ribbon cutting ceremony, we feel like the grand opening of a new Walmart store is a grand opening for us here as well. So we would like to congratulate ourselves on a new store opening! Yaaaa us!

South Carolina

I guess she needed the laces as extra security because it looks like something or someone has been trying their best to claw their way in….or even more likely, their way out.

South Carolina

I guess before they wrassle outside of Walmart they gotta go inside and pick up something to wear for their match in the young girls section. So I suppose that answers the question of where do grown ass men covered in oil find tiny tight shorts to wear while they roll around with another guy.

South Carolina

I like to call that some ‘Bootylicious Bubblegum’ because it looks like it will chew you up and spit you out.

South Carolina

So icy? Really? I didn’t know gluing pieces of your baby mama’s prom dress makes you icy.

South Carolina

You are all that is EPIC! I want you to rent yourself out so much it hurts. I would hire you to just show up at any special event and just stand there exactly like this, rocking it out. Birthdays, Barmitzvah, company meetings, Christmas, you name it, it would rock. In fact just go ahead and pencil in the next wedding i attend, cause your officially my +1.

South Carolina

Either the guy in that picture takes branding his property very seriously or she is SO excited that she beat the odds and found the one man alive that was into her and that hair.

South Carolina

A very merry unbirthday to you, to you.

Florida & South Carolina