January 4th, 2010

For my own sanity, I have to assume that she is shoplifting pork roasts in her shirt. Simply because there is no possible way those are what you think they are. They can’t be, I refuse to believe it. Don’t try to reason with me.
Arkansas

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January 3rd, 2010

Good call on the Bud Light, your skull friend looks a little thirsty. I would recommend something non-alcoholic because it was probably too many Bud Lights that resulted in the skull tat in the first place.
Louisiana

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December 30th, 2009

Well I can’t think of a good reason NOT to have an eagle and flames on my trench coat, other than the obvious one of having friends.
Tennessee

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December 30th, 2009

Let’s all take a minute to appreciate the irony of jamming the “healthy choice” down the back of your ass.
Louisiana

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December 30th, 2009

C’mon buddy! Nobody matches the socks with the booty shorts! It takes focus away from the tookus, and you just don’t do that.
Kentucky

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December 29th, 2009

I now have to assume that you are the most famous person in the world.
Georgia

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December 29th, 2009

Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Texas

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