December 20th, 2009
You kidding me? Honestly, are you kidding me? I mean really, you couldn’t find pink gloves? The lack of effort is noted.
California
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December 18th, 2009
Well, only one tail on those jean booty shorts would have looked ridiculous.
Missouri
Posted in Random, bike trails, biker, biker babe, biker chic, camping, cars for sale, cellulite, choppers, christmas, denim, denim shorts, dirt bike, foil, free stuff, funnies, funny videos, gift card, harley davidson, holiday shopping, hooters, hot deals, humor, jean shorts, make money, motorcycle gang, mountain bike, mountain biking, mudding, new years resolution, off roading, road bikes, shopper, shopping, slutty, tight butt, tight shorts, wal-mart, wedgie, work from home | Comments Off
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December 16th, 2009
I want to see the rest of the biker gang this dude rolls with. Intimidating!
Louisiana
Posted in Walmart Fashion, biker, biker gang, biking, cowboy boots, curtain call, curtains, flower child, flower power, flower print, gift card, holidays, love child, new years resolution, print, prints, shopper, shopping, wal-mart | Comments Off
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December 14th, 2009
Looks like my main man Willy the Pimp took our advice and picked some flowers for ‘The Magic School Bus’ lady! You knew he was gonna match those flowers…
Florida
Posted in Pimps, a hat to match, big bird, black friday, bucket hat, christmas, cyber monday, fedora hat, fitted hat, funnies, gift card, hats for sale, holiday recipes, humor, matching hats, music industry, new years resolution, p diddy, perfect gift, pimp daddy, sesame street, shopper, shopping, the perfect gift, wal-mart, xbox, yellow hat | Comments Off
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December 12th, 2009
Alright buddy, we are going to look past the hair, but let me give this to you straight. Not only are you going to wear all denim, but you are going to wear women’s denim that Stevie Wonder could see is too tight on you?
Texas
Posted in Walmart Fashion, belly fat, black friday sales, blue jeans, christmas, denim, denim dan, denim jacket, diet, gift card, holiday recipes, hot deals, humor, jean jacket, jeans, lose weight, new years resolutions, shopper, shopping, stevie wonder, wal-mart | Comments Off
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December 12th, 2009
Dear creepy hipster, there is currently a cold hooker that would appreciate you returning her coat.
Missouri
Posted in Walmart Fashion, afghan, afghan blanket, afghani, big sales, cars for sale, cold snap, cold weather clothing, cyber monday, fast food, gift card, goose down jacket, hats, holidays, hooker, humor, jacket, knitting, pimp, pimpin, pimping, prostititue, sale, sears, shopper, shopping, street walker, target, toyota, trucks, wal-mart, walmart, warm coat, winter, winter clothes, winter weather, work from home | Comments Off
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December 11th, 2009
I hope you are picking out some nice underwear for us to look at since its pretty obvious you like wearing your skirt high enough to let us study what you got going on back there.
New York
Posted in Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, bra sale, bras, camera, christmas, fitness, funny pictures, gift card, holiday shopping, humor, lose weight, new years resolutions, panties, panty, panty raid, panty sale, sale, sales, school girl uniform, shopper, shopping, sorority house, sorority sisters, trailer trash, victorias secret, wal-mart | Comments Off
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