Well obviously the front basket is full so she couldn’t ride E.T. style which doesn’t leave her many other unsafe transportation options.
Texas
Right To Bear Arms
Just because you have all natural sleeves doesn’t mean the rest of us are cool with you wearing your tank top.
Vermont
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Poppin’ Fresh
You look like you’re trying way too hard to get written into a Twilight book or something.
Oklahoma
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Hound Dog
Before he died, did Elvis get a poodle pregnant? I don’t know, but I’m not here to judge….okay I am, but still.
Unknown
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All Strung Up
Well, it would have looked a lot better if she would have just waited for the kids to finish their popcorn string decorations that they were gonna hang up.
Kentucky
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Make It Rain
She kept hearing all the young kids saying that they were going to “make it rain”, so she came prepared.
Kentucky
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World Of Walmart Part Deux
Hey there sorcerer, how ’bout you reach into that fanny pack that you can’t even wear correctly and pull out some invisibility potion so we don’t have to stare in the face of virginity.
Florida
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