Failness.com » Random http://failness.com A fail site with all your funny fails, epic wins, fail pics, you're doing it wrongs and much more! Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Ringing In The New Year With A New Store http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/ringing-in-the-new-year-with-a-new-store/ http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/ringing-in-the-new-year-with-a-new-store/#comments Sun, 09 Jan 2011 03:44:28 +0000 luke http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=30182 2348

While for some reason we here at PoWM were not invited to the ribbon cutting ceremony, we feel like the grand opening of a new Walmart store is a grand opening for us here as well. So we would like to congratulate ourselves on a new store opening! Yaaaa us!

South Carolina

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A line-dance….in Walmart…..in Missouri. I can’t make this sh*t up people. Sometimes I feel like they are doing these things just for me! So grab your partner do-si-do, then step on up and shop some mo’!

Missouri

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Kicked out of the Village People for being “too obvious”.

Texas

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I’ve seen these contraptions from time to time (rarely color coordinated) but I would just like to say how much I love America. Don’t feel like putting in all that work with crutches? We will build a knee-scooter so you can scamper around like a 12 year old off his Ritalin.

Texas

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I’ve seen these contraptions from time to time (rarely color coordinated) but I would just like to say how much I love America. Don’t feel like putting in all that work with crutches? We will build a knee-scooter so you can scamper around like a 12 year old off his Ritalin.

Texas

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It may light up your life but I have a feeling it makes the other person go into a deep dark blackout.

Unknown

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Whoa! Hey, hold on, hold on. Let’s stop and think about this for a minute……..let’s not.

Massachusetts

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Well obviously the front basket is full so she couldn’t ride E.T. style which doesn’t leave her many other unsafe transportation options.

Texas

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Just because you have all natural sleeves doesn’t mean the rest of us are cool with you wearing your tank top.

Vermont

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You look like you’re trying way too hard to get written into a Twilight book or something.

Oklahoma

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