December 22nd, 2009

If Gene Simmons hooked up with Richard Simmons and maybe tossed in a little Meatloaf for good measure, the result would be something to this effect.
Florida

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December 22nd, 2009

I’m just going to go ahead and say it. Everyone knows it’s taboo to wear your horse tail and flame boots after Labor Day! There, I said it, it’s out on the table now!
Unknown

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December 20th, 2009

If you keep doing stupid things like this with the rebel flag, nobody up North is going to take the threat of the South rising again seriously.
Georgia

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December 13th, 2009

Pull them up, pull it down, wrap it around. There are several different options for your stomach not to play peek-a-boo with my lunch as you are standing in line.
Unknown

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December 13th, 2009

Pick up this great outfit, including matching shoes and purse, for all your unloved ones at dyingforattention.com!!
Unknown

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December 13th, 2009

The stockings with the camo skirt and cowboy boots are hot enough….throw in that beard and i’m melting.
North Carolina

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December 12th, 2009

Alright buddy, we are going to look past the hair, but let me give this to you straight. Not only are you going to wear all denim, but you are going to wear women’s denim that Stevie Wonder could see is too tight on you?
Texas

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