January 2nd, 2010

You have to let the belly air out every now and then. They are called sweatpants for a reason.
Tennessee

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December 30th, 2009

Let’s all take a minute to appreciate the irony of jamming the “healthy choice” down the back of your ass.
Louisiana

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December 28th, 2009

“It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.”
Georgia

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December 25th, 2009

I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
New York

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December 24th, 2009

You do understand that the purpose of a shirt is to cover yourself up? Even tank-tops should theoretically cover the majority of your upper body. Unless you were shrunk by like a foot and a half while shopping, which if that’s the case, I apologize.
California

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December 17th, 2009

Just because your back is burning doesn’t make it okay to make our eyes burn! I’d feel sorry for you if they didn’t make a product to prevent that which only costs like $2.99. Sooooooo, someone should slap your sunburn.
Unknown

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December 15th, 2009

Okay, you see all those little tiny loops on your pants? Great, now those loops are there for other reasons besides hanging you keychain clip. They also are used for belts. Yeah, we even call them beltloops! Crazy, huh?
Maine

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