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Santa & His Sleigh

luke — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 22:13:08 +0000

I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

New York

Santa Claus In Coming To Town

luke — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 00:19:57 +0000

Yeah, I assume that I would have upgraded to a new ride by now too. Calling out all those reindeer names every time you need to take off would get old as sh*t.

Florida

Swine Fluzie

luke — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:13:05 +0000

Way to bust out the new swine flu accessories. Next time, just flick us all off and call us dirty outbreak monkeys! It will be a lot more subtle.

Michigan

Christmas Comes Early

luke — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:31:00 +0000

I almost feel dumb for not automatically assuming this guy decorates himself at Christmas…and yes, my son can still go for that ride in your van!

New York

A Very Merry Unbirthday

luke — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:58:15 +0000

Only the Mad Hatter could pull off a shirt that looks like a bunch of bulls trying to mount one another.

Texas

Hairy Situation

luke — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:00:27 +0000

Ughhh, it looks like you got into a fight with a stubborn octopus like 12 years ago that wouldn’t let go. Knock him off already will ya?

Iowa

Boooo!

luke — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:24:01 +0000

Of course I’m scared…not of the ghost, just for the fate of mankind in general.

Florida

Hefty, Hefty, Hefty

luke — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:55:14 +0000

No need to wrap up that bologna, I’ll just put it in my trash bag shirt.

Ohio

Tequila Sunrise

luke — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:55:37 +0000

The real question is this: how many fraternity guys are gonna freak out when they see this picture because they know they brought this lady home from a bar one night after someone thought it would be a good idea to bust out the tequila?

Louisiana

Memoirs Of A Geisha

luke — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:39:58 +0000

I’m not sure if that’s a really good Geisha mask, or really bad make-up. Either way, that sweater looks soft and comfortable.

Texas