Breaking news! We’re changing up our weekly Party Hard gif dump where instead of throwing them all up here, we’ll be posting them to our Party Hard-only Cheez Site, Party Hardest! We’ll put all the party-inducing (and sometimes seizure-inducing) gifs over there from here on in, so all the party times can be in one convenient place. It’s already loaded with some of the very best of previous Party Hard posts, so go check it out!

Sorry fellas, your “friend zone” isn’t gender-specific.

You know, Puerto Rirco. It’s that country right next to the Dominican Republirc.

Judging by the picture, whenever his mom calls he’s seized with panic and is shown desperately trying to remember whether he forgot her birthday (again).

When his dad calls, he puts on his Serious Man-Face and gets ready to field Serious Questions about his future and whether he’s started saving up for a house yet.