December 30th, 2009
C’mon buddy! Nobody matches the socks with the booty shorts! It takes focus away from the tookus, and you just don’t do that.
Kentucky
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December 28th, 2009
I would like to see some of the other options that you disregarded when narrowing your choices down to these two gems. Was “winning the lottery” and “finding a sugar momma” too high of bars for you to set for yourself?
Kansas
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December 18th, 2009
Well, only one tail on those jean booty shorts would have looked ridiculous.
Missouri
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December 18th, 2009
That’s what you get for cheating on Elin! Caged up like an animal….huh, what’s that? A different “Tiger”? Oh, well enjoy your Frosted Flakes then.
South Carolina
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December 14th, 2009
Looks like my main man Willy the Pimp took our advice and picked some flowers for ‘The Magic School Bus’ lady! You knew he was gonna match those flowers…
Florida
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December 14th, 2009
You know, I thought that skull hoodie looked like it was part of Chanel’s winter line, but seeing their stamp of approval makes me 100% positive.
Georgia
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