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Eat Mor Chikin

luke — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 00:24:07 +0000

Chick-fil-A is not going to pay you for dressing up like a cow and walking around…trust me, I’ve tried…

Florida

Bubba Koosh

luke — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 00:07:59 +0000

Ohh someone got Pinky ON their brain. By the way, are those Koosh balls? Because if those are Koosh balls on your head I might take back anything mean I’ve ever said about you because I love me some Koosh balls!

Florida

Dog Food

luke — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 00:14:56 +0000

She later got escorted by the police for drinking the “water” off of the restroom floor.

Florida

The Purple Possums

luke — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 00:12:47 +0000

Still trying to figure out why you were rejected from “Legends of the Hidden Temple”?

Florida

Skunky & Two Face

luke — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 00:15:48 +0000

Receiving one picture of skunk hair color is enough to make you go “Really?!?!” But getting two of them is enough to make you stick your head through a wall in disbelief.

California & Florida

Soakin’ It Up

luke — Mon, 24 May 2010 00:09:23 +0000

What’s weird about an old dude in a Spongebob Squarepants Halloween costume…in May…for no particular reason?

Florida

Pull Up Your Pants

luke — Thu, 06 May 2010 01:18:41 +0000

Well it’s about time! I was so sick of seeing everyone’s knees out in public. Thank you for covering them up young man, at least you have a sense of common decency.

Florida

Gettin’ Her Hair Did

luke — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 01:28:09 +0000

I wish I had any idea what all was going on there cause I think I like it…maybe?

Florida

Dodge These Neons

luke — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 00:05:19 +0000

Although your bright hair diverts our eyes from the rest of your body being stuffed and jammed into those corsets, sadly it’s only a temporary distraction.

Florida

En Fuego

luke — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 00:00:51 +0000

I think she’s ♫Lookin’ for some hot stuff baby this evenin, She needs some hot stuff baby tonight!♫

Florida