Chick-fil-A is not going to pay you for dressing up like a cow and walking around…trust me, I’ve tried…
Florida
Chick-fil-A is not going to pay you for dressing up like a cow and walking around…trust me, I’ve tried…
Florida
Ohh someone got Pinky ON their brain. By the way, are those Koosh balls? Because if those are Koosh balls on your head I might take back anything mean I’ve ever said about you because I love me some Koosh balls!
Florida

Receiving one picture of skunk hair color is enough to make you go “Really?!?!” But getting two of them is enough to make you stick your head through a wall in disbelief.
California & Florida

What’s weird about an old dude in a Spongebob Squarepants Halloween costume…in May…for no particular reason?
Florida

Well it’s about time! I was so sick of seeing everyone’s knees out in public. Thank you for covering them up young man, at least you have a sense of common decency.
Florida