
Workin’ The Pavement

A Cowardly Wave To You Sir

Wait wait wait wait wait….you’re telling me people won’t actually buy those dvd’s?!?!?! Shocking.
Kansas
Grab Your Partner

A line-dance….in Walmart…..in Missouri. I can’t make this sh*t up people. Sometimes I feel like they are doing these things just for me! So grab your partner do-si-do, then step on up and shop some mo’!
Missouri
Pantyhosed

Funny pranks for kids under 12: Switch your grandma’s pantyhose with fake douchey tattoo sleeves….hilarious.
Pennsylvania
Pants (Literally) On The Ground

I was gonna quote that “pants on the ground” song thing, but I don’t watch American Idol and I didn’t feel like putting forth the effort to Google it for this guy.
Wisconsin
Ding, Ding, Ding!

I feel like you are one of those card girls who walk around in between rounds during a fight. Probably not a real boxing match, but more like one of those Bum Fights.
Texas
