“Something is missing, something is missing, I can’t put my finger on it but I know I forgot something when I left my house…..that’s it! I forgot my wallet in my other underwear. Geez, where is my head sometimes?!”
Texas
Eat Mor Chikin
Chick-fil-A is not going to pay you for dressing up like a cow and walking around…trust me, I’ve tried…
Florida
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Southeast: #12 The Real Joe Dirt Vs. #13 Mrs. Roboto
Kinda like old school versus new technology here. Although she isn’t really a robot and that haircut wasn’t ever cool, but whatever.
Please cast your vote in the comments!
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Ringing In The New Year With A New Store
While for some reason we here at PoWM were not invited to the ribbon cutting ceremony, we feel like the grand opening of a new Walmart store is a grand opening for us here as well. So we would like to congratulate ourselves on a new store opening! Yaaaa us!
South Carolina
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Stranded On The Island
You do realize that by looking like this you alone are using up the per capita crazy of Rhode Island right? I mean, if this was California we could easily sneak you in unnoticed, but if this is how you wanna use up your allotment Rhode Island then I’m not gonna stop you.
Rhode Island
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Bubba Koosh
Ohh someone got Pinky ON their brain. By the way, are those Koosh balls? Because if those are Koosh balls on your head I might take back anything mean I’ve ever said about you because I love me some Koosh balls!
Florida
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Go Away Elvis
“Thank ya, thank ya very much”…..Stop thanking us Elvis! No one is complimenting you! Go change.
California
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