I guess before they wrassle outside of Walmart they gotta go inside and pick up something to wear for their match in the young girls section. So I suppose that answers the question of where do grown ass men covered in oil find tiny tight shorts to wear while they roll around with another guy.
South Carolina
You better roll up those jorts and get yourself prepared because once they see that tail everybody is gonna want to ride that pony!
Texas
She later got escorted by the police for drinking the “water” off of the restroom floor.
Florida
I guess you could say everyone is “buzzing” about your entire get-up from head to toe. Well, maybe not all the way at the top of your head, but they’re definitely buzzing!
California
I like to call that some ‘Bootylicious Bubblegum’ because it looks like it will chew you up and spit you out.
South Carolina
Does it make it worse that 2 people actually thought wearing that was a good idea? “Hey Brenda, check out my pink crocs, matching jammy pants, and depressed donkey hoodie! Pretty cool right?” – ‘Pretty cool? More like the coolest thing ever! I’ll wear the exact same thing so people know how cool it is!’….Maybe next time you’ll have the guts to respond with “Hey Debra, I know we are twins but you look like a f*cking idiot so I’m just gonna go ahead and wear something else.”
Pennsylvania
Whoa! Hey, hold on, hold on. Let’s stop and think about this for a minute……..let’s not.
Massachusetts