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Get In My Belly!

luke — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:58:45 +0000

You have to let the belly air out every now and then. They are called sweatpants for a reason.

Tennessee

A Perfect Fit

luke — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:53:28 +0000

See if you can spot who in this picture is slowly being scarred for life.

Maryland

Healthy Choice

luke — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:29:58 +0000

Let’s all take a minute to appreciate the irony of jamming the “healthy choice” down the back of your ass.

Louisiana

Diet Candy Fail

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:00:16 +0000

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Black & Gold

luke — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:43:18 +0000

C’mon buddy! Nobody matches the socks with the booty shorts! It takes focus away from the tookus, and you just don’t do that.

Kentucky

Relax, Don’t Do It

luke — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:54:06 +0000

Wow, Santa went into relaxation mode rather quickly this year.

West Virginia

Elfin’ Around

luke — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 22:26:02 +0000

“It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.”

Georgia

The Nightmare

luke — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:00:04 +0000

WAKE UP! WAKE UP! This is one dream I definitely don’t want to be in.

Texas

General Lee-Anne

luke — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:49:45 +0000

If you keep doing stupid things like this with the rebel flag, nobody up North is going to take the threat of the South rising again seriously.

Georgia

Burn Baby Burn

luke — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:02:21 +0000

Just because your back is burning doesn’t make it okay to make our eyes burn! I’d feel sorry for you if they didn’t make a product to prevent that which only costs like $2.99. Sooooooo, someone should slap your sunburn.

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