December 28th, 2009

I would like to see some of the other options that you disregarded when narrowing your choices down to these two gems. Was “winning the lottery” and “finding a sugar momma” too high of bars for you to set for yourself?
Kansas

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December 24th, 2009

You do understand that the purpose of a shirt is to cover yourself up? Even tank-tops should theoretically cover the majority of your upper body. Unless you were shrunk by like a foot and a half while shopping, which if that’s the case, I apologize.
California

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December 23rd, 2009

Oh hey, I have a fantastic idea. I’m going to walk around Walmart dressed like a creepy goblin that feasts on little children.
Louisiana

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December 22nd, 2009

I’m just going to go ahead and say it. Everyone knows it’s taboo to wear your horse tail and flame boots after Labor Day! There, I said it, it’s out on the table now!
Unknown

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December 22nd, 2009

PoWM Hall of Famer Willy the Pimp has officially “gone green”. He no longer leaves a carbon footprint, but won’t hesitate to leave that handprint across your face.
Florida

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December 22nd, 2009

Well if the Cowboys want to call themselves “America’s Team”, they need to have a true American cheerleader. I think we have found her.
Arizona

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December 7th, 2009

Trust me, you REALLY don’t want to see who came in second.
Mississippi
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