Failness.com » 2010 http://failness.com A fail site with all your funny fails, epic wins, fail pics, you're doing it wrongs and much more! Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Healthy Choice http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/healthy-choice/ http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/healthy-choice/#comments Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:29:58 +0000 luke http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=8225 753

Let’s all take a minute to appreciate the irony of jamming the “healthy choice” down the back of your ass.

Louisiana

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]]> http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/healthy-choice/feed/ 0 Relax, Don’t Do It http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/relax-don%e2%80%99t-do-it/ http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/relax-don%e2%80%99t-do-it/#comments Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:54:06 +0000 luke http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=8178 745

Wow, Santa went into relaxation mode rather quickly this year.

West Virginia

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I now have to assume that you are the most famous person in the world.

Georgia

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]]> http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/hi-hater/feed/ 0 Teddy Grahams http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/teddy-grahams/ http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/teddy-grahams/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:32:20 +0000 luke http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=8187 747

Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

Texas

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I think she just hangs out in the toy section all day waiting for someone to buy her and take her home.

Unknown

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]]> http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/lady-in-red/feed/ 0 Lack Of Options http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/lack-of-options/ http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/lack-of-options/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:56:13 +0000 luke http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=8131 740

I would like to see some of the other options that you disregarded when narrowing your choices down to these two gems. Was “winning the lottery” and “finding a sugar momma” too high of bars for you to set for yourself?

Kansas

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]]> http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/lack-of-options/feed/ 0 Elfin’ Around http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/elfin%e2%80%99-around/ http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/elfin%e2%80%99-around/#comments Mon, 28 Dec 2009 22:26:02 +0000 luke http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=8128 739

“It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.”

Georgia

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]]> http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/elfin%e2%80%99-around/feed/ 0 I Now Pronounce You… http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/i-now-pronounce-you%e2%80%a6/ http://failness.com/epic-fail/fail/i-now-pronounce-you%e2%80%a6/#comments Mon, 28 Dec 2009 20:31:21 +0000 luke http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=8134 741

It was a real stylish wedding party. The bridesmaids wore flannel and the groomsmen wore some nice bright orange overalls. None of the deer in attendance could see them, but for everyone else it was quite special.

Tennessee

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I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

New York

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The ghost of Christmas past seems a bit early this year.

South Carolina

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