Hey there sorcerer, how ’bout you reach into that fanny pack that you can’t even wear correctly and pull out some invisibility potion so we don’t have to stare in the face of virginity.
Florida
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful
Baby girl, your shirt is shredded, I’m absolutely shredded, our baby’s name is Shredder. People are gonna know we are the most badass family ever!
California
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Quilted Northern
Hey Patch Adams, I like your 1930’s clown suit. It makes me laugh and giggle, so I guess it still works.
Unknown
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Fashionista
Don’t worry everyone, I’ve already forwarded this pic over to Burberry. I figured it would be rewarding for them to see this and remind themselves why it was they got into the fashion and design business in the first place. I’m sure they will be ecstatic seeing their vision come to life.
Florida
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Not To Be
Are you just going to blatantly steal Shakespeare’s hat and wear it like it’s no big deal? Honestly, have some pride and get yourself a shirt with ruffles.
Texas
All Shook Up
I’m hoping that sometime in the very near future, horrible Elvis impersonators will all finally leave the building for good.
North Carolina
Be Happy With The Tip I Gave Ya!
Why do I feel like he should have a change cup and there should be a guy with him playing an accordion?
Mexico
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