While the rest of you are looking for love on St. Valentine’s Day, Willy the Pimp got his devil horns out letting the world know that he can’t be tied down to one lady. It’s just not his style.
Florida
Beat The Devil Out Of It
I don’t know whether to sweep it under the rug or beat it to death with my broom.
Texas
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Sweet & Salty
Living your entire childhood as the Morton Salt girl is tough, so we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt.
New York
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Make It Rain
She kept hearing all the young kids saying that they were going to “make it rain”, so she came prepared.
Kentucky
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She’s A Maneater
She has been wearing that shirt since 1994. Take a hint, he’s not coming back!!!
Florida
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TuTu For You
Here is a list of items important enough for a grown women wearing a Tutu to pick up: (1) pants (2) see 1.
Oklahoma
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Mint Condition
I can’t really think of a reason to not look like a peppermint, so I’m gonna let you slide…
Kentucky
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