
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you.
Florida & South Carolina

Not only can he/she cook up some chicken cutlets, but he/she can also dunk from the free throw line in fur and heels. Can you do that?
Unknown

You look like you’re trying way too hard to get written into a Twilight book or something.
Oklahoma

Don’t you hate it when you’re on your way to the communial showers and you realize you need to go pick up that 6 year old Jewel cd? Me too.
Florida

♪ Spider-dad, Spider-dad, embarrassing his kids whenever he can. ♪
Florida

The majority of the country is buried in snow and yet I still think they would prefer that over this type of Autumn. Way to go all out with the sweet bandana though.
Ohio